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She’s sixteen and he’s a wanna be rockstar.  I know that kid.  I was that kid.  And you’re going to sit here and tell me that I’m overreacting?

The shoe fits, turbo.

Yeah, do you wanna know what happened when I thought I was the biggest badass to walk this way?

Are you trying to reference Aerosmith?

I knocked up a girl I was dating for the size of her chest. I’m not gonna let my sixteen year old daughter be that girl.

You don’t get to “let.”  You get to hope that you raised someone that was smarter than your dumb ass at sixteen.

  • 5 months ago
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