simplify love.: Archive

I AM SO HUNGRY.

Mother fucker needs to come. Or text me back. Just kidding. Doorbell.

Feb 1st

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I still just really want Bentley's brother, okay?

fact: when he was eight, he broke his arm with a baseball bat. the recollection of how is still a bit fuzzy. fact: is known to be quite the boisterous and touchy feely drunk; ask his fiance. fact: is a true believer in the happily ever after, despite his sarcastic indiscretions when it comes to the topic of love. rumor: he made a computer program that could wipe out the database at the pentagon....

Feb 1st

If I could handle more characters.

I’d make more dick on texas.

Feb 1st

johnnyherpderp asked: 5

Jan 31st

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You know what would be fun?

Put a number 1 through 21 in my ask box and I will tell you a fact about myself and the person I was that year.

Jan 31st

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“Your position in queue is: twenty-five. Your estimated wait time is: thirty-seven minutes.” Me:

Jan 31st

Fuck that book.

I finally got an email. And now I’m like. “Well I return it” but it’s like. “Order number and shipping zip doesn’t match.” FUCK YOU CUNTHOLE. STRESS ME THE FUCK OUT.

Jan 31st

So because I am doing the film with boys.

They’re a lot more down for my fucked characters. So I’m really excited. To do a Fight Club feel. Requiem for a Dream like. It’s going to be awesome. I’m like. Drugs? If you want to have it with drugs? I’m down. Let’s make fake blood and kill someone. IT’S COOL.

Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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precious-nugget asked: http://raspberry-caps.net/index.php?cat=27

caps from the first episode

Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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I KNOW, ANNIE.

screamitoutloud: i keep looking at old pictures and going WAAAAAAAH for being stupid. Um. I made that mistake in fourth grade. CUT MY HAIR TO MY EARS, COURT. MY EARS. I won’t go back. Even cutting it to my shoulders. Which I did in the beginning of college. I look at my hairlady now and tell her. “DON’T LISTEN TO ME.” I actually scared a little girl once. She asked...

Jan 31st

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“I don’t give a fuck.”

– Misha Collins, in an interview for Supernatural.ru, on “How do you feel about criticism of your personality? Not only about your actor work, we also mean your everyday life.” (via garfisha-bambins)

Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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YO, CALIFORNIA.

I think you gave us your cloudy weather. AND IT’S RAINING. Guess that means I am not wearing my silk cream shirt today.

Jan 31st

WHY CAN I NOT FIND OFF THE MAP SCREENCAPS?

like-a-handsomeshark: simplifylove: like-a-handsomeshark: i can help you when i get home from class? i will make you some? cause i am trying to be nicer. to you. It almost scares me that you’re being so nice. LIKE FOREIGNESS. But I kind of like it. Because it’s like I get presents in the form of codes and screencaps. i can be sweet when i wanna be. i know how to be nice. i’ll make...

Jan 31st

I totally forgot.

That I am going to a friend of mines going away party tonight.

Jan 31st

WHY CAN I NOT FIND OFF THE MAP SCREENCAPS?

like-a-handsomeshark: i can help you when i get home from class? i will make you some? cause i am trying to be nicer. to you. It almost scares me that you’re being so nice. LIKE FOREIGNESS. But I kind of like it. Because it’s like I get presents in the form of codes and screencaps.

Jan 31st

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WHY CAN I NOT FIND OFF THE MAP SCREENCAPS?

Jan 31st

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I am lazy as fuck.

When I have class at five? I do nothing. I got up at around noon. Ate pizza and chicken nuggets like I’m in elementary school. Stared at the television. I think it’s time to do my ass workout or yoga so I am kind of productive.

Jan 31st